Splittin' Checks and Snappin' Necks

Oh my sweet jesus do I love caterpillars.

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 05:48:26 -0500

Oh my sweet jesus do I love caterpillars.

yoisthisracist: white noise submitted this picture. Good lord...

Fri, 11 May 2012 12:26:14 -0400

yoisthisracist:

white noise submitted this picture.

Good lord this is some depressing shit.

You know how sometimes you see something, and then for the rest of the day all you can think is “fuck everything”?

Living with someone I wish was dead is awesome.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:32:58 -0400

Living with someone I wish was dead is awesome.

Rick Santorum’s Campaign Was So Unbelievably Bad

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 15:00:19 -0400

Rick Santorum’s Campaign Was So Unbelievably Bad:

heartfullofplans:

“Rick Santorum’s campaign for President was the political equivalent of drunk sex that goes on to the point of chafing in spite of the fact that neither party is capable of orgasm.”

Yuuuuup.

cracked: hulu: Mind. Blown. Mind’s fine, but yeah. Totally.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:58:21 -0400

cracked:

hulu:

Mind. Blown.

Mind’s fine, but yeah. Totally.

Seriously, youtube, with the suggestions sometimes. How did you...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:14:00 -0400

Seriously, youtube, with the suggestions sometimes. How did you know that In The Meantime was exactly what I needed to hear right now?

briadru4: flullyflullenberger: Um, is this my first tattoo?...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:17:18 -0400

briadru4:

flullyflullenberger:

Um, is this my first tattoo? This might be my first tattoo.

Um, ditto?

Placement is really the only question, at this point.

Time to start writing again.

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 17:11:41 -0400

That is an intimidating idea. It’s been over ten years since I’ve even put any effort into it. But the (absolutely tiny) amount I’ve done on this site has reminded me how much better it is than repression(which I have become a fucking master of), and I have way too much shit to say to keep holding it all in. My life is a clusterfuck, but writing about it can’t exactly make it worse.

Um, is this my first tattoo? This might be my first tattoo.

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:13:23 -0400

Um, is this my first tattoo? This might be my first tattoo.

psyhco: Chumbawamba // Tubthumping this album art tbh I...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:08:00 -0400

psyhco:

Chumbawamba // Tubthumping

this album art tbh

I downloaded this song for the sole purpose of annoying my friend that hated it.* Three years ago. It hasn’t left my playlist, because apparently it’s my favorite song ever and I love it and want to marry it.

*I also gave him a birthday card that played it, because I am a good friend.

rosiedoestumblr: onlysatisfied: motherjones: buzzfeed: Happy...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:06:50 -0400

rosiedoestumblr:

onlysatisfied:

motherjones:

buzzfeed:

Happy National Grilled Cheese Day!

Grilled cheese is the sandwich of intelligent people.

Celebrate responsibly.

Claude Giroux’s favourite day of the year.

…but that’s not a grill!

You don’t grill a cheese on a grill, silly. You grill a cheese in a pan full of butter. It’s the American way. (I really just like saying “grill a cheese.”)

What’s Making Me Happy Today: Caine’s Arcade. You...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:26:42 -0400

What’s Making Me Happy Today:

Caine’s Arcade. You don’t see something this heartwarming every day.

For someone who has spent hours and years talking and fighting about feminism and misogyny, I really...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 03:08:49 -0400

For someone who has spent hours and years talking and fighting about feminism and misogyny, I really have a lot to learn about what makes a healthy relationship. First lesson: Being made to feel like an asshole because you want to spend time with people who aren’t your boyfriend is not healthy.

I already posted the whole trailer, but I fell so in love with...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:29:00 -0400

I already posted the whole trailer, but I fell so in love with this that I wanted to make sure it was seen. Honestly, though, this is the best trailer I’ve ever seen in my goddamned life, and your life will be better for seeing it.

What’s Making Me Happy Today: This fucking trailer. Holy...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:10:59 -0400

What’s Making Me Happy Today: This fucking trailer. Holy shit, is this fucking great.

What’s Making Me Sad Today: Realizing how closely I...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:09:39 -0400

What’s Making Me Sad Today: Realizing how closely I identify with Amy Winehouse’s lyrics. Not just this song, but especially this goddamned song.

"I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined..."

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 19:30:28 -0400

“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”

- Oscar Wilde (via sorakeem)

This quote is exactly where I am in my life right now.

theavc: HBO renews Game Of Thrones, obviously If you were...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:46:57 -0400

theavc:

HBO renews Game Of Thrones, obviously

If you were worried that HBO might hate money, fear not.

Not that I was ever scared this wouldn’t happen, but also, YAY!

Let us celebrate with my favorite GoT gif ever.

Can somebody make me stop listening to The Mountain Goats,...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 13:13:03 -0400

Can somebody make me stop listening to The Mountain Goats, please?

What’s Making Me Happy Today: This comparison.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:46:37 -0400

What’s Making Me Happy Today:

This comparison.